March 2011
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Jhony Sleepy: Did you know: Hooters →
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1- Hooters Girls Have To Sign A Sexual Innuendo Consent Form: The first thing you didn’t know about Hooters is that the company’s non-harassment policy evidently doesn’t apply to you, the customer, since as a condition of employment the girls are required to sign a form that, among other things,…
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write papers?
or watch dance youtube videos for hours?
obviously, these questions are rhetorical.
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day 5 - greed. seven worldly material desires.
1. A big porcelain tub, with one of those old school faucets.
2. Everything in LF
3. Money- enough so that I can share it and donate/be helpful in some way towards the people who need it most.
4. An apartment with a really high ceiling and big windows.
5. Jeffrey Campbells galore.
6. A college degree. now. please.
7. pretty underwear. I mean, I have underwear thats pretty, but I...
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Humanity I love you. e e cummings
Humanity i love you because you would rather black the boots of success than enquire whose soul dangles from his watch-chain which would be embarrassing for both parties and because you unflinchingly applaud all songs containing the words country home and mother when sung at the old howard Humanity i love you because when you’re hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink and when you’re...
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you being in love. e e cummings
you being in love will tell who softly asks in love, am i separated from your body smile brain hands merely to become the jumping puppets of a dream? oh i mean: entirely having in my careful how careful arms created this at length inexcusable, this inexplicable pleasure-you go from several persons: believe me that strangers arrive when i have kissed you into a memory slowly, oh seriously -that...
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day 4 - sloth. seven things you neglect to do.
1. tell the people I love that I love them. So…hey, you! I love you.
2. anything that involves numbers/math/financial management
3. drink. Smoke. Why don’t I? Its just weird. Im in college. Whateva
4. go to bed before 2am
5. Go to the gym. I only go to the dance studio. There are so many girls who do both. But the gym is...
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